I Love Loopholes

I found this online, and I think I'm going to buy it so Illinois can't rip me off ever again:

Photoblocker

I found out today at work our president quit. I'm not sure what's going on but a lot of people have been quitting, and we are REALLY low on headcount. I think they're going to have to hire a lot of people very soon. An emergency meeting was held today with upper management, and tomorrow morning all the engineers are going to be updated on what's going on. Basically I think it's going to be them distributing everyone who left's work, but we'll see tomorrow.

This is nasty, but I have to repeat it because it was so hilarious. On the way to work, I was listening to one of the Canadian radio station's morning shows. The title of it was "In search of the Poopitrader". They said at their radio station, in the women's bathroom, someone had "an explosion of astronomical proportions" leaving it all over the walls, floor, and carpet going out of the bathroom. Apparantly there is some drug on the market that will make your excrement explode out of you, and on the warning label there is actually a warning that tells you to "keep a change of clothes in case of an emergency". So basically people were calling in and saying how they think poop could have exploded so far. One man said it could have been done the same way you'd hold your finger over a hose to block the flow, and then BOOM! Sort of like an icee bomb. I know that's vulgar but I was almost crying I was laughing so hard. They actually did an entire show about how someone they work with made a big mess in the lady's room. And I thought women were supposed to be dainty?